Myside's Spew

It is squirrel Thursday! - Squirrel Decoy

myside — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:09:50 -0500

Our only hope to warm up to these evil squirrels and communicate our intentions for negotiation has failed. We will be at war for many years, us two legged humans and these evil furs among us.

It is squirrel Thursday! - The Fur Public Services

myside — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 08:38:56 -0500

On bike or car, you may find yourself slowing for these evil squirrels quite often. They seem not to take any care or attention to our needs of transportation taking their precious time crossing sidewalks and streets.

Now however we must attend to the needs of the Fur by abiding to public service signs by law, quite like the one below. We must now slow down for all things evil, and all things evil may continue to humiliate our human race.

It is squirrel Thursday! - Jedi Squirrel Victorinox Pocket Knife

myside — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 07:14:37 -0500

Here is the situation. You are a non-evil squirrel whom minds themselves good and works daily to diminish thought of evil. The non-evil squirrel is approached by an evil Fur:

What tool gives this young non-evil Jedi squirrel his powers you might ask? His solution was a Star Wars Victorinox Pocket Knife.

"There is something deliciously wonderful about a Swiss-made pocket knife, with intergalactic designs, imported from Japan. Just sit and stew about that. And people say we haven't achieved world peace. Nay, GALACTIC PEACE. Nobody's blowing the Earth up with a Death Star, and maybe that's because we've learned that we all share a love of movies with aliens and scruffy nerfherders.

If a boring red Swiss Army Knife just didn't do it for you, these officially licensed LucasFilm collectible editions will! Darth Vader's knife is bold in black, red, and yellow as he ponders the destruction of planets (or perhaps why he needs a tray at the cantina). For the classic black & white crowd, the Stormtrooper knife features a gaggle of Vader's finest soldiers. Finally, there's a baby blue and white artistic rendition of R2-D2 and Mt. Fuji. Yes, Mr. Fuji. We don't know why either, which is why it's awesome." - [ThinkGeek]

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